While Mama was at the grocery store, the girls had a successful photoshoot. They’re finally staying awake long enough to get photos of them with their eyes open.

In anticipation of the kickoff of the English Premier League season, Helen and E got homemade Everton onesies. Their first match as “fans,” in which Everton struggled to a 2-2 tie against a lesser opponent, imparted a lesson in life and sport: It wasn’t as bad as it could’ve been; It wasn’t as good as it should’ve been.